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Tom Wigglesworth has become famous for his resemblance to Aaron Rodgers…and he looks a LOT like Aaron Rodgers. Tom looks enough like Aaron Rodgers that he got to meet Aaron Rodgers! But there is more to this story…oh, so much more.
So it seems like the week after Aaron’s big fake clocking of the ball and game-winning touchdown pass to Andrew Quarless is just a good time for all kinds of cool things about our great quarterback. Also, I just started watching It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Season 9 this week…
CHARLIE KELLY ROCKS! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS AARON RODGERS!!!
Connor Orr of Around the NFL reported today that Joseph Randle has been arrested for shoplifting $120.00 in underwear and cologne…need I say more? Yes, oh yes I do.
Randle had just signed a 4 year, 2.349 million dollar deal…apparently that doesn’t cover toiletries. So what is it Joseph, did a sponsorship deal for Drakkar Noir fall through? Hey man, if you can’t afford it, I have a 3-pack of Hanes tighty-whities and a bottle of Old Spice that my grandma gave me last Christmas…unopened! Continue reading