In a creative break from NFL tradition, the San Diego Chargers turn the throw-back jersey world on it’s ear by unveiling the Throw Forward jerseys they will be wearing in their first encounter with the Jaguars in week 7. Continue reading
Roger Goodell suffers a concussion and is replaced by Gisele Bundchen
The Lions intend to use their first pick on Ziggy Ansah and mistakenly select Zygi Wilf.
Amid a rash of concussions throughout the NFL, Roger Goodell is desperately trying to improve safety conditions. Part of that effort includes entertaining new helmet design ideas.
Mattress manufacturer Sealy believes they have a solution…
The Pillow-met! Continue reading
#5 – They’ll need someone to replace Gerrard when he’s fallen and he can’t get up.
#4 – Mark Sanchez can continue to use the phrase, “At least I’m better than Tebow.” Continue reading
“I enjoyed my time with the Packers and I have enjoyed this stretch with the Seahawks, but business is business. If Seattle sees fit to trade me, I’m ready to back up anybody in the league.”
In a recent press conference, Flynn was asked about losing the starting position to rookie Russell Wilson. Continue reading
Known for his typical lack of activity in free agency, Packers GM Ted Thompson has cut a deal with a relatively unknown free agent… the rabbit from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.
When asked about the decision, Ted Thompson had this to say. Continue reading
In a surprise move, the Vikings have released every one of their receivers in an attempt to be the first run-only offense since 1919. Even tight ends were not immune to this shocking move as each of them was also released.
When asked about the changes, Leslie Frasier had this to say.
“The NFL is undergoing dramatic change. A new era is upon us and the Vikings want to stay on the cusp of football innovation. Within a couple years the forward pass will be a relic of history.” Continue reading
On March 16, 2013 Jim Harbaugh will be holding a one day intensive tantrum workshop entitled “Stomping Your Foot All the Way to the Super Bowl.”
This strenuous workshop experience will cover the following topics: Continue reading
For a brief time following their Super Bowl win, the Ravens lost track of the Lombardi trophy. Following a frantic search local police located the trophy on I-10 heading out of town. When asked what it was doing there, the Lombardi trophy simply responded, “I’m sick of this. I’m going home.”
Following a rash of negative tweets from football experts such as Greg Jennings’ sister Valyncia, the NFL has decided to crack down on saying bad things about other people.
Roger Goodell’s official statement to Cheese reporters is that he intends to stomp out this onslaught of digital trash talk by getting to the root of the problem. Continue reading